On Dennis Miller's old show (the one before he went careening over to the dark and, tragically, less funny side), Dennis would end his interviews by asking "What did we learn?" ... from whomever he interviewed that night.
So what did we learn from three months in Ecuador? So many deeper, philosophical things to ponder it would make for an unbearably tedious read. Instead, here are a few basics.
1. The shortest distance between to points is not always a straight line; or, if you are traveling from the Sierra to the coast, and you are anywhere south of Quito, just go through Guayaquil.
2. If you are going to teach anywhere in Ecuador with a whiteboard, bring your own markers.
3. You can buy watches at every market, but no one uses them, so why bother?
4. A frightened sheep will take off at full speed regardless off the rope tied around its neck. 4a. They're not fast enough to do themselves real harm when the rope abruptly stops them.
5. Barking dogs are all cowards. And most of them are morons as well.
6. High tide shifts about 45 minutes per day. This is important to know when planning your runs and your lessons.
7. Buses will pick you up just about anywhere. They will also leave you off just about anywhere, so it's good they pick you up there too.
8. When it comes to almuerzo (lunch) in a market, and you ask what the segundo (second course) is, you are just asking what will be on the eighth of the plate not covered with rice.
9. The climate is cool, the sun is hot. Be prepared for either at any moment.
10. The stuff in the trash can at the front of the bus is going out the window in five minutes. If you have trash, pack it out with you or just throw it out the window.
11. For a country about the size of Oregon, there is a spectacular diversity to the climate, terrain, vegetation and culture. It's well worth three months of your life. Thanks much to Anja, Jim and Magus, Paola, Anna, Donna, Francisco, Lauren, Robert, Alicia, Emma, Jared, Ingrid, Jade, Carlos, Zuzi and everyone else at Pachamama, all the kids (and adults) at Katitawa and Clara Luna, and the thousands of helpful and friendly Ecuadorans (and even the couple dozen who weren't that helpful) for a spectacular time. Back with more posts next year from Central America.